Archive for September, 2009


in which the snl celebrity jeopardy sketch comes dangerously close to fruition, and andy richter really does control the universe.

The above clip is the second half of a recent Celebrity Jeopardy episode. I don’t have all that much to say about this, other than the fact that Andy Richter was already pretty high up on my list for playing identical quintuplets (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, watch season three of Arrested Development. Actually, watch the entire series. Seriously.)

Suffice it to say, Richter dominates. I don’t expect you guys to watch it all (the clip is only the second half of the show, but it is ten minutes long), but, well, this is like, Ken Jenningseque. Also, as Wolf Blitzer finishes nearly $5000 in the red at the end of Double Jeopardy, I have to wonder… what exactly does it take to work at CNN?

Also, what’s Ken Jennings doing now?


my eyes dilate, my lips go green, my hands are greasy…

Finally, I’m writing in this guy again. My guess would be that it’s been roughly two months, and a fair amount’s happened in that time, but I’ll write about that later if my blogging sticks this time around. Currently, I’m eschewing the VMAs on MTV (when was the last time that they even showed an entire music video?) in favor of a Phillies game (get ‘im, Pedro), but there’s a bit of a more pressing matter that I want to discuss.

The title of this post comes from “Start Me Up,” by the Rolling Stones. That song is from their album Tattoo You, an album that apparently is really good, but one that I don’t own.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my roundabout, music nerdy way of saying that I’m thinking about getting a tattoo this week. Continue reading ‘my eyes dilate, my lips go green, my hands are greasy…’